Bring dark humor and unforgettable personality into your wardrobe with this Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt, featuring the bold phrase “Someone’s Not Going Home Today.” Paired with a graphic of a sad, sickly green poo, this design leans unapologetically into the kind of gallows humor that only those who’ve seen everything can truly appreciate. It’s cheeky, irreverent, and instantly recognizable to anyone who works in healthcare, emergency services, or other high-stress, no-filter environments.
This shirt is designed for people who cope with long days and intense moments through humor. The droopy, unwell green poo graphic adds a surreal, almost cartoonish contrast to the blunt phrase, turning a shocking statement into something oddly funny and oddly relatable. It’s the kind of shirt that gets laughs, double-takes, and knowing nods from coworkers who instantly understand the joke.
As with all Bella + Canvas 3001 tees, comfort is a top priority. Made from premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is incredibly soft, lightweight, and breathable. It’s ideal for all-day wear, whether you’re coming off a long shift, running errands, or relaxing on your day off. The modern unisex fit offers a clean, flattering silhouette without feeling tight or boxy, and the side-seamed construction helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash. Our Someone's Not Going Home Today Tee is easy to style and surprisingly versatile despite its bold humor. Wear it with jeans and sneakers for casual outings or coffee runs. Pair it with joggers or lounge pants for comfort at home or after a demanding day. It layers well under a hoodie, zip-up jacket, or flannel, making it perfect for cooler weather. Many people enjoy wearing it in hospital break rooms, at casual work gatherings, nursing school hangouts, conferences, or laid-back social events where humor is welcome. It’s also a standout choice for theme days, inside-joke gifts, or lighthearted get-togethers with coworkers.
Beyond the laughs, this shirt delivers real benefits. The breathable fabric helps regulate temperature, the ribbed crew neckline provides structure without irritation, and the smooth surface ensures the text and graphic remain crisp and vivid over time. It’s durable, easy to care for, and built for frequent wear.
If your sense of humor runs a little dark and a little weird—and you like your apparel to reflect that—this Bella + Canvas 3001
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| Width, in |
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28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
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| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
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10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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Today Tee delivers comfort, quality, and a punchline you won’t forget.
A playful, soft tee that brings a wink of humor to everyday wear. The lightweight cotton fabric feels breathable against the skin while the ribbed crew neck and shoulder tape keep the shape looking neat after many washes. Front artwork features a bright, cartoonish green poop character with wide eyes and a surprised mouth, paired with the cheeky line “Someone’s Not Going Home Today.” It reads like a private joke for nights out, late study sessions, or any moment when plans take an unexpected turn. Wear it with jeans or under a jacket for layered casual looks that start conversations and invite laughs.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001).
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.
- Side seams for lasting structure and a retail fit with classic crew neckline.
- Vibrant, detailed sleeve and label printing options (DTF or DTG depending on provider) and tear-away label to reduce irritation.
- REACH certified, made in humane, sustainable facilities; blank sourced from Honduras; adult sizing only.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
